prepare to die
Sep 22, 2006 @ 15:51
Dear MPIRG,
I think that Inigo Montoya might be looking for you.
now that i'm in the clear
Sep 20, 2006 @ 09:57
Drink Like a Pirate Day and Talk Like a Pirate Day have came and went. I'd love to write a hilariously thorough recap of Saturday, but the fact is after they lowered the pirate punch to $2.50 at the first bar, my memory of the night begins to fade. I remember seven of us sitting at the 331 wondering why nobody else showed, only to be met by five pirate wenches at the next bar. Somehow they noticed us walking down the street and caught up. Can't imagine how they'd spot us. Then four more of my friends caught up to us at that same bar. We were officially in pirate party territory. A few bars down the road four MORE pirates joined us for awhile, but frankly I was so far off the merry-go-round by that point I only really remember one of them. I'm pretty sure Psycho Suzi's installed electric motors to spin the thatched tiki umbrellas sitting over the tables, cause all I can remember of being there was everything spinning and then leaving for Satana's.
cinnamon and spider bones
Sep 20, 2006 @ 00:24
I've never seen Adam Green in concert not completely fucked out of his mind. Seriously. Nobody does more drugs than him. It wasn't more than a few songs in that he sang a little tune about how much he loved drugs. It was so literal that it was ironic or so ironic that it was literal. "Are you being sarcastic?" "I don't even know anymore!"
Somebody named Anthony requested "No Legs" and Adam Green went on to state that Anthony was dead due to autoerotic asphyxiation while watching cream pie porn. On mic.
He was pretty much being heckled the entire time. These girls kept saying shit and he was mocking them. "Fuck me, Adam! Fuck me! That's what they all say. I don't have enough dick."
"How much dick do you have?" One girl asks.
I think that might have been the girl who he pulled up on stage for a duet version of "Dance With Me."
The opening band wasn't bad either. I forget the kid's name. His "music videos" which were him flipping through giant crayon illustrated books on stage were fairly brilliant. I met a Adam Green superfan named Rachael while sitting through it all. There were a couple of people that looked far, far too sane to have been there knowing what they were getting themselves into.
surprisingly sober
Sep 18, 2006 @ 23:12
xopl: man I don't have anything nearly ear bleedy enough for me right now in my playlist
cmonster: hm, yes, ear bleeding is generally a good idea at 11pm
xopl: damnit I can't believe I don't have the original version of come to daddy on here
xopl: must. rip. now.
xopl: Tool
xopl: we're getting there
xopl: who sings hey man nice FILTER
cmonster: hah
xopl: damnit though
xopl: the slow parts are too damn slow
xopl: this is pussy music
xopl: this isn't hard at all
cmonster: no, it's really not
xopl: blood brothers
xopl: ok
xopl: we're getting warmer
xopl: stupid break though
xopl: WHY DO THEY STOP SCREAMING
xopl: there's not enough screaming in NIN I just realised
xopl: god I need some balls to the wall hardcore in my collection
xopl: all screaming
xopl: no goddamn slow parts
cmonster: call thomas
xopl: blood brothers are close
xopl: but then they stop screaming
cmonster: or buy some wumpscut
cmonster: sorry
cmonster: ::wumpscut::
xopl: I need blood brothers but without the singing
xopl: just all screaming'
cmonster: haha
xopl: like the deftones
xopl: my own summer
xopl: shove it
xopl: why doesn't he just scream like that for 3 minutes
xopl: what's this melody bullshit
cmonster: i was supposed to sing that song in a band once
xopl: fuck me I can't believe I don't have my come to daddy single anymore
xopl: Come To Daddy (Pappy Mix Version)
xopl: oh it's ON now
xopl: its fucking ON
xopl: time to wake the neighbors
xopl: turning up the volume
cmonster: haha
xopl: screaming
xopl: beautiful beautiful screaming
xopl: and just like that
xopl: its over
cmonster: all right then
xopl: I just want the sound of a 747 taking off combined with metal guitar feedback combined with screaming
xopl: I want that
xopl: at full volume
xopl: right now
cmonster: um, like "more human than human"?
xopl: no that song is pussy
cmonster: nuh-uh!