X is for infamous.


This website is under construction.

soylent saturn

<< Sep 15, 2006 @ 12:35 >>

So the retail store downstairs started selling these Dream Waffles... which are basically shrink wrapped dessert waffles. I went to their website and their logo looked awfully familiar... then it hit me:

Dream Waffle Pictures

The best part though is the creepy packaging with the picture of P.J. SnackenWaffles - apparently their mascot or something - eating his children like he was a Saturn in a Goya painting or something.

P.J. CanibalWaffles

Or maybe he's not eating little versions of himself. Maybe he used to be a normal boy, until he ate too many Dream Waffles and TURNED INTO ONE.

dum dum dummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!

Either way, I'm freaked out that they keep trying to get me to try them at the store.

"They're delicious. Try them. They're so good. Go ahead. Try one. Won't you try one?"

add a comment... | link

Reader Comments...

September 15, 2006 @ 23:52:57

coleco.pngxopl (#001)

Oh Zach, you make the internets so funny. You're so smart and witty. Everybody loves you. You're so dreamy.

September 17, 2006 @ 08:58:04

bettie.pngjmullan (#1015)


I'm going back to sleep.

Add a Comment...

user: (Need an account?)