a bed of evil and lettuce
<< Jan 14, 2006 @ 01:32 >>
It's true. Morelos in Whittier on 26th sells the Broodwich. They try to pass this sandwich of pure evil off as a "Torto Cubano," but allow me to describe this thing and it's ingredients:
chipotle mayo
onions
lettuce
jalapeños
beans
guacamole
bacon
ham and cheese
Yes, that's right... bacon, ham, and cheese. BUT, but, that's not the end of it. You are asked to "Choose a meat..." (bwwwaaa?!) to put onto this thing. They want you to pick a meat to put onto this bacon, ham, and cheese sandwich. You could put steak on it. Chicken. Fish. Or, as I wisely chose, the amazing carnitas at Morelos. They put their carnitas into this sandwich as well.
This fucking thing must have been ten feet tall. It wasn't some deli slices of ham on it either. We're talking a big fucking slab of Easter Sunday quarter-inch-thick ham. And crisp real, fresh bacon. And, everybody knows guacamole goes great with bacon! And, it has the tastiest jalapeños of your life. And beans. Fucking beans. I mean, why not?
I'm still full. ¡Viva Fidel!
Reader Comments...
January 14, 2006 @ 11:58:32
not TKwong (guest)
Sandwhich... Mmm...
January 14, 2006 @ 19:32:00
jmullan (#1015)
I love the carnitas there. It's secretly my favorite Mexican restaurant.
January 14, 2006 @ 20:50:39
not dani (guest)
i am in LONDON. seriously, just whoa. tell me everywhere to go. i live two blocks from harrod's, so you know i can't afford anything in this area... and i've already learned to avoid leicester square and piccadilly circus at night.
find my email on facebook and email me awesome things to do here that i wouldn't find in a guidebook!
January 14, 2006 @ 21:29:31
xopl (#001)
Will do!