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<< Aug 6, 2005 @ 16:34 >>

aka Christmas in Jul^H^H^HAugust

So, I was moving some stuff over to my new place today, right?


And there's this old man in an ugly maroon minivan behind me sporting long white hair and a long white beard. Natural, mind you. At first I was like, "Gandalf!" But then I saw the single decorative Christmas ornament hanging from his rear view mirror.

He didn't have vanity plates reading something like "xmas4evr" or "krskrngl," much to my disappointment.

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August 7, 2005 @ 22:36:53

cmonster.pngChristy (monster)

It's too bad you didn't offer to be one of his elves, or something. It would be awesome to get the inside scoop, and it would be really funny for Santa to have a 6'+ elf. Someone should make a movie about that. (insert innocent smile here)

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