This little girl walked by with her mom doing impressions of Little John. "Yeah!" "Okay!" And her mom told her, "That's enough."
A little later this different girl probably in her late teens starts asking me about the difference between apple cider vinegar and distilled vinegar. She asked about what kinds are usually put on salads. She asked if they all taste bad. She asked if they were all indeed edible. She asked in they used vinegar to pickle things. She asked, "If someone wanted to drink some vinegar, they could just drink some pickle juice right?" I said yes, and she thanked me, put the vinegar down, and left. I hear that drinking vinegar doesn't work. She's going to fail her piss test. She had a really odd voice, too. It was like Dave Chapel doing an impression of Prince or something.