bad police work
Feb 8, 2007 @ 12:18
So CNN has this headline, Police: Dad left toddler outside to freeze to death
His wife was probably like:
"You're going to spoil that kid!"
And I imagine there wasn't any room left in the freezer for a toddler...
We all know meat goes bad at room temperature. What else was he supposed to do?
what a wiikend!!
Feb 5, 2007 @ 13:38
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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I played a lot of Nintendo Wii this weekend. Get it?
Highlight: Mike cracking his fiancé Manda upside the head with the Wiimote while playing Tennis.
dear boston bomb squad...
Feb 1, 2007 @ 14:32
...and tv media that is facilitating a culture of fear due to their own ignorance, stupidity, and cowardice,
I think you know where this letter is going.
Sincerely,
me
Somebody get Stan from Southpark. "Really? [head cocks to side] Reeeally?! [head cocks a bit further] REEEEEEALLY?!?!" This can't really be fucking happening, can it? The media keeps referring to this whole situation as a "hoax." Implying it was a deliberate bomb hoax. That is exactly what they mean when they keep saying that.
I'm sorry but you'd think that people in communications and journalism would have a basic grade school grasp of the fucking English language. In order for it to be a bomb hoax, the devices would have had to look like bombs and have been placed with the intention to create a bomb scare. By this logic, if they'd put yellow Sealab 2021 submarine toys in lakes in Boston we'd have a Loch Ness Monster hoax in the news, or if they had flown a banner behind an airplane with Meatwad on it we'd have a UFO hoax in the news.
The truth of course is that the culture of fear as created by the post-911 media and government caused some idiot to call the bomb squad without stopping and considering the fact that maybe, just maybe, if somebody really wanted to blow up Boston they wouldn't do it with BRIGHT SHINING LED LIGHTS IN PLAIN VIEW. (Good point, Paul.) And then shame on the Boston bomb squad— just SHAME on them for not first of all recognising the ATHF character, and secondly for not diffusing the situation after realising the item that they got called out for had no danger of exploding what-so-ever.
Maybe people in Boston are just of below average intelligence. After all, the same advertising pieces were put up in several other cities without causing a scare.
I seriously hope that the defense's case involves declaring that this was an alien landing hoax of course, not a bomb hoax. I mean... Err is from the moon.
whale oil beef hooked
Feb 1, 2007 @ 01:05
You know? Fish. Chips. Cup o' tea. Bad food, worse weather. Mary fucking Poppins— LONDON!