bad joke
Apr 21, 2006 @ 14:34
What do ASCII art monkeys eat?
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holy humongous hurricanes
Apr 20, 2006 @ 13:20

Holy crap! We've got a hurricane over Minnesota right now. This is crazy. It's almost as crazy as that time the giant Pikachu float drifted into our radar space all the way from New York.
Woah! The eye is passing over right now. Seriously, we are surrounded by dark ominous clouds on all sides, but we've got this little hole of bright sunshine overhead. Crazy.
I'm apparently not the only Minnesota blogger taking notice of this.
TEOTWAWKI!
did you mean dictator?
Apr 18, 2006 @ 11:54

NEWS FLASH: Bush only five letters off from making the first true statement of his Presidency.
From the CNN article:
President Bush today forcefully defended his defense secretary, saying Donald Rumsfeld is doing a fine job. "I hear the voices," the president said. "But I'm the decider, and I decide what's best. And what's best is for Don Rumsfeld to remain as the secretary of defense."
At least he's admitting to hearing voices.
fragrant monkey tail
Apr 16, 2006 @ 21:30
ha ha ha America
Pretty funny and shrewd short film from Sundance. About 60% of the way through it takes an especially biting tone.
American is so pwn3d by China.
announcement
Apr 15, 2006 @ 15:07
Well, it is officially too hot for pants. Anyone visiting me from now until October, consider this your warning.
i just realised
Apr 14, 2006 @ 10:59
I miss André the Giant.
right message...
Apr 12, 2006 @ 13:43
history lessons
Apr 9, 2006 @ 16:31
Christy posted this video link in the comments. It's important enough to merit a post I feel.
Google Video
The beginning of this video includes historical information about American military and intelligence actions, and includes real documents. Very interesting stuff.
There's a lot of really whack-job conspiracy theorist 9/11 videos on Google. The kind where they think that jets of smoke coming out of the windows of Towers 1 and 2 have nothing to do with hundreds of tons of steel collapsing above the windows. Unlike WTC7, where the owner himself said it was pulled (controlled demolition) on PBS... it is completely obvious to me that the tops of Towers 1 and 2 broke off and crushed the building below.
This video does go there, it would appear.... which I don't necessarily agree with. However, this particular video is one of the best produced and researched... with the beginning portion which includes the historical documents being especially good.
UPDATE: I still don't know how I feel about some of the claims made by this video. HOWEVER, I will say that most of what this video presents is from ORIGINAL SOURCES and they don't jump to conclusions. They largely leave it up to the viewer. I do highly recommend watching this video, as it is the most reasonable of the videos on the subject. And let's face it, presenting the case that our own government planned 9/11 is never going to be "reasonable" to most people.
xopl dot bomb
Apr 8, 2006 @ 14:36
The server xoplcom is hosted on is apparently in its death throwes.
you wouldn't be here if it wasn't
Apr 6, 2006 @ 10:28
"Shut up Mouth!"

Son of a Damn it! I can't believe nothing ever became of Stephen Smith doing character design for a Goonies cartoon. That would have fucking rocked!
Who is Stephen Smith? Well, he designed Kim Possible and Danny Phantom, who by no coincidence whatsoever looks a bit like Gabe from Penny Arcade.

